The Source Hot Sauce is not ridiculously hot. Nor is it insanely hot. It is BOTTLED NAPALM hot! Known as the hottest hot sauce on the market, this stuff is Satan’s libation.

• It starts off fairly tame… for about half a second.
• You then begin to feel like your tongue has been pierced.
• Next it really gets bad, you inhale a gasp of air and the agony sticks itself to the back of your throat!
• The next 5 to 30 minutes (yes up to 30 minutes of hell!) will need to be spent with your head under the tap or chugging gallons of milk.
• Now that you’ve endured, or not, it’s your friend or brother or unsuspecting victim’s turn.

There are over seven million scoville units in a single drop (by the way, a habanero hot pepper is seventy times less). Imagine how many drops are in the one once bottle The Source comes in. For those who are novice hot sauce testers, a scoville unit is the measurement of spicy heat, first determined by an American chemist. Pepper spray for law enforcement, for example, is LESS in scoville units than The Source (check out how they compare with the scoville heat chart).

A one-ounce bottle of this stuff is enough to ignite one hundred servings of piping hot chili. Therefore, more than one drop per portion is NOT recommended. Neither is ingesting The Source on its own. Do not take even a little taste on your wet tongue (you know you want to). Just don’t. Really. Don’t.

The Source is considered the hottest hot sauce in the world. And with its decorative monkey box, it’s no wonder this item is so popular among the counter culture of hot sauce aficionados and collectors. However, one shouldn’t just gawk at The Source, brave ones should try it. Maybe Just a little at first though.

Touted as the “closest thing to bottling Chuck Norris” it’s no wonder people are footing the bill to buy The Source. It does not come cheap but it is worth it in red spades.

Rumor has it, one hot sauce aficionado (but unfamiliar with the hottest hot sauce in the world) bet an entire bar in Buffalo that he could have a drip of The Source and NOT drink water for thirty minutes afterwards. The stakes were high ($3000 was raised). The contest began and ten seconds after The Source was ingested, glass after glass of water was knocked back as well as an entire loaf of white bread. Three thousand dollars was promptly returned to the rightful owners.

Buying The Source Hot Sauce is not illegal (although it should be). The hottest hot sauce in the world is available to anyone with a taste for fiery flavoring. A full disclaimer is even written on the packaging although its highly unlikely buyers will listen until their lesson is learned.

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The Source Hot Sauce is not for pranks (well maybe ) but watching naysayers try it for the first time is always a blast. Just one tip of a toothpick is enough to turn cold shoulders in to hot necked fans.

The hottest hot sauce is all it’s cracked up to be. Along with some water on the side and a cold compress, first time users should go for it. After the first time, it’s all a matter of time before trace amounts are used on a daily basis.

The Source Hot Sauce will turn all unsuspecting men in to girls and all unsuspecting girls in to men. Guaranteed!